and you’re like
So accurate it hurts
I’ve almost cried a couple of times in the past..
Can you imagine, on your wedding day
NO DON’T EVEN GIVE IT THE IDEA
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one time my parents were gone for the weekend
so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left.
it was subtle enough that it wasn’t obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back
and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches
i am a cruel man
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